AluTheDelulu

I am Almaan. I'm not special. I'm basically the human equivalent of a "lazy" status effect in an RPG. I don't follow grand master plans; I just do things for fun, mostly because I've decided that everything I do is technically a "level up."

Did I finally take out the trash? That's a +10 to my domestic stats. Did I manage to exist today? That's a legendary-tier achievement. I'm just out here existing and trying to gain real-life XP, one leisurely quest at a time. If you're looking for a hyped up machine, you've hit the wrong NPC. But if you're looking for someone who treats breathing as a significant milestone in their character progression, that's me!!